Linda Black must be the best paid lazy-ass on the planet. All she has to do is write out some formulaic drivel every day and get paid (kind of like a blog, without the pay part). Hell, anyone can do it. Just follow these simple steps, numbered by sentence:
1 – random number to illustrate ‘how your day will be’. Choose an integer between 1 and 9. Choose 0 to prompt people to end their lives.
2 – Vague restatement of common sense, e.g. ‘Wise ways with money will profit you in the end’, ‘Caution when crossing streets is the order of the day’
3 – Veiled reference to astrology and your life, e.g. ‘Scorpio burns your candle brighter’, ‘Mars in Aquarius centers you’
4 – Useless untrue statement, e.g. ‘Children bring a welcome respite’, ‘Trees make great pillows’
So I picked up an old Mac G3 tower at a computer sale. It runs at 350MHz. It does most things faster than my wintel box at 1.47GHz. Go figure. Have I mentioned how I want a PowerBook? I think I may have.
When you get your powerbook, can i buy the G3 off you? I call dibbs, if so.