I don’t think I can even say anything better.
Well, that’s just dumb. I mean, if God is now in the business of granting wishes, why not wish for something cool like the winning lottery numbers, 50-yard line Super Bowl tickets, or a cure for Olestra anal leakage. Really, these people are thinking way to small. I’m sure God appreciates them giving him a reason to giggle. Or he’s shaking his head and pondering if he should just kill us all and start over.