racist guns

Well, I suppose it’s good to know that the courts recognize that guns are not racist. Perhaps later on, we’ll get into other important race issues, like why paper is white and roads are black.

Anyway, it’s also good to know that soon I’ll be able to have a visa card that earns me free starbucks coffee, just like the airline miles programs they’ve got going now. The program uses the same card for all transactions, and it looks nice too. Yay.. I’ll never have to pay for coffee again.

Got the front two tires on my car fixed; they were both leaking. I’m seriously willing to bet it has something to do with the industrial waste management facility near my place of work. (what tipped me off? maybe it was the sheet metal or 2×4′s or random scraps of things in the road…) I’d sue, but I think it’s considered a standard road hazard, plus I’m just kinda lazy. And it only cost like $35, so it’s not really a big deal.

Oh yea. Almost forgot. I’m giving up starbucks before work this week to see how I function without it. Also, it was part of a deal I made with myself as a condition of spending wads of money at Fry’s last weekend. Let me further clarify the details of my deal with myself: I am not to purchase, with my own funds, any starbucks product, nor enter a starbucks establishment. Consumption of said product having already been purchased is not subject to the terms of this agreement. Product funded by external sources is also not subject to the terms of this agreement. Entry into a Starbucks establishment shall not be permitted except where Agreeor is engaging in a social interaction with two (2) or more person(s).

How depressing. Ah well, the deal with myself ends at noon on friday… keep your fingers crossed =)

Song of the day: Bon Jovi – This Ain’t A Love Song

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