The Washington Post reports that thousands of shoes ‘inexplicably materialized’ on a freeway. I’d love to see the video of that. Presumably there is video that shows bare pavement and then the mysterious materialization of shoes on said pavement, like a transporter beam in Star Trek. Or maybe we have the first attack of magical [...]
Archive for January, 2009
Fox News reports that ex-VP hopeful Sarah Palin’s daughter and the man who got her pregnant are “working their butts off”, contrary to reports that they were high school dropouts and drug fiends (never mind those pesky police reports and hard, tangible evidence). I’m pretty sure I’d be a little irritated if either of my [...]
A new year is a time for new beginnings — for promises to oneself and for resolutions, most of which will be broken, but a few of which will stick (at least through March). Usually they center around going to a gym, saving money, being kinder, and all kinds of other things that you really [...]
