In the light of PBS censorship of various words in a new show, I think it’s high time we start using ‘bleep’ as a swear word. We pick up a lot of what we say from the media, right? I say its time to catch on to their new swear word that they’ve been pushing for such a long time. It’s quick, sharp, catchy, and ubiquitous. I mean, even comic books have their own (”Shock you!”).
Join with me now in using this wonderful new expletive. And just wait until someone claims you’ve offended them 
Bleep bleep bleep bleepy bleep bleep. Uh-oh, now I’m going to bleep for bleep sure. Eh, bleep it.
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Preachers and congregations throughout American history have built bonfires and tossed in books and other materials they believed offended God. (read more)
Ah, good ol’ Christian tradition. Religion of Tolerance my ass.
Breedlove said a city fire inspector suggested shredding the offending material, but Breedlove said that wouldn’t seem biblical.
Yeah, it would remind too many in the congregation of their former employment at Enron.
“I joked with the guy that St. Paul never had to worry about fire codes,” Breedlove said.
You’re just a regular laugh riot, Mr. Breedlove. Though I assume that the Fire Department of a large town in Minnesota might take issue with that.
It’s a little bit funny (this feeling inside…) Oh, wait, no. This is pretty funny. Years after the web grab, there’s still conflict over domain names (in this case, kerryedwards.com) The guy that owns it (one Kerry Edwards… clever, huh?) says he’ll sell it to the Democrats if they pay him what its worth (someone got his hopes up and told him its worth more than $150,000). I say he ought to lease it to them. It won’t be of much use in a few months when the election is over, so he could just take it back in that time. Or give it to them with the stipulation that he’d be the Secretary of the Interior or something crazy if Kerry gets elected.
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