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Scary pic of the day:

“God, I and he knows what he did,” [Paula] Jones [of Clinton-impeachment fame] told CNN on Tuesday. (read more)

Good. I don’t think anyone else needs to know. And I’m pretty sure God’s kicking himself for peeking. (And check your grammar next time!)

“Bill Clinton pretends to be contrite, but he continues to bear false witness against his neighbor. He is a national disgrace.”

…and you thought people in the *current* administration were religious.

“He talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet, and he just couldn’t resist the dessert.

Ew. Just … ew.

Alright, the man was the most powerful person in the world for a time, and he’s human. Jeez, do people seriously not have enough going on in their own lives that they have to pry into the private details of someone else’s life? Oh, and he’s acknowledged that what he did is ‘wrong’ according to the majority moral opinion (snicker). And he apologized. The case is closed, except for the emotion-starved losers that try to live vicariously by latching on to stupid stuff like this.

I was driving to lunch today, and I saw a license plate frame with little smiley faces that said “Jesus loves you!”. I sort of wanted to bump them with my car and yell “Thanks for sharing, Mr. Crazy!”, but my insurance rates just went down, so that would be unwise. So I began thinking of fun snarky ways to deal with people that put “Jesus loves you!” stuff on their cars. Obvious solution — other license plate frames: